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Judo partner and personal banker: 10 of Putin’s close aides targeted by sanctions
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Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. He taught me a code. To survive. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.…
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How to Arrange a Summer Fete
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The British summer is the one time we can guarantee (almost) decent weather, and from May to the beginning of September are prime months for organising an outdoor event such as a garden fete. It is quite easy to arrange such an event, especially with online solutions, and with that in mind, here are a…
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Example of Parallax Post
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What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I…
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Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
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Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels.…
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Facebook to buy virtual reality firm Oculus VR for $2 billion
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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural…
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Silicon Valley is fed up with slow Internet speeds
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Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring…